There was an old woman who lived in a shoe...

Well you would be if you bought these shoes. Brace yourself for the costage... £1,435, I'll repeat that slowly – one thousand, four hundred and thirty-five pounds!

Normally I wouldn't even consider spending such crazy cash on a pair of shoes, but these pumps by model-come-designer, Brian Atwood are just too darn purtty to leave on the shelf. Now how can I convince the boy that I really, really, REALLY need these in my life...